Friday, May 6, 2011

The Nervous Father

The Nervous Father by Steve Martin

"Daddy, where did I come from?"

"Uh....uh...Well, Tommy, well it seems...well...Why, Why out of the garbage can, son. The garbage man comes and throws you in the garbage can and Mommy goes out and gets you. You see, the garbage men pick you up at the creampuff, cherry gingerbread house run by the angels with the puppy faces, and the North Star wonder men with the magic seeds tiptoe 'round the huckleberry tree."

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